And I think to Myself, What a Wonderful World… I never realized that God was in the pocket of the synthetics lobby.So, the adage is true.Well, he's gotta learn sometime.It's like socialism vs capitalism in the most delicious way imaginable.Not as much fun, unfortunately.Hurry, before the sale ends!What's more troubling? The celibacy or the polygamy thing?Makes sense to someone.I don't have a joke that can top this.Hey, no lifelong trauma here.A bargain at half the priceFor fifty bucks, I could definitely relax. And lie.Good, because an edible one would just be wrong.I wish my cats were this helpful.So why not just hit yourself over the head with a lead pipe? It would be less painful.Okay, I'm watching. Now what?Granted. But did we need to take out a billboard to drive home the point?Well, you know, software can be really expensive, so...Ah, the Magic of Xmas through the eyes of a child, proudly displayed on the diner bulletin board.Apparently, MSN's algorithm is on to me??